ocean

       so i went to the ocean this weekend at elana's house, it was pretty chill i must say... brothers and dad came down, went to the aquarium, saw some sweet ass fish and manta rays, got to touch them, no biggie...later that day, saturday, we got back to elana's, went to the beach, in the ocean, it was mad chill. ma girlfriend came. i had a blast, so did she. so did everybody else. there were mad waves. and we jumped in 'em. pretty chill.
      know who's the man? gerard butler is. elana, her mom, and I all watched bounty hunter last night. it was pretty frickin long tho. we didn't finish it. good movie. also watched gamer on friday. also with gerard butler. that movie was friggin sick tho bubba. omg. siiiiiccckkkk movie. watch the trailer, better yet, watch the whole movie.
     so i have a lacrosse game tonight, we haven't won one yet so we better kick some goddamn ass or i'm gonna be ripped pissed. catch and throw the goddamn ball already guys this is ridiculous.
     anyways...headed off to africa soon...mixed feelings...you know what i mean.

BEAUTIFUL DAY

heat is hot

The heat is hot in the kitchen. It was over 100 degrees yesterday. There's no air conditioning at my dwelling here on this island. I'm bearing the heat. I'm barely hanging on. Just like Kelly Clarkson. The food's almost depleted here in my dwelling. I don't know what I'm going to do when it's gone. Food supplies are a long way off. And the water is unsafe to drink here on the island. Most of the time it is brown, unfortunately. Unless you're into that kind of stuff. Which I am not. The temperature is 94 degrees out and feels like 101 degrees. Is some bullisht. anyways. great 4th of july weekend with Elana. going to buy groceries. PEACE BRAH

ma girlfriend

so "ma girlfriend" wants me to write something that she can relate too cuz i wanted her to comment on one of my posts, so I'm gonna do a little suntin suntin for her right now...know what i'm saying know what i'm sayin? soooo, once upon a time this kid named bobby and this girl named barbie both were into each other. since freshman year in college bobby was all over barbie and couldn't get enough of her. finally, when summer came, she invited him to her house on that long island in that new state of york know what i'm sayin? bobby was ECSTATIC you have no idea. he couldn't wait to meet her family and get to know her MUCH, much more, know what i'm sayin? yes i know what you are saying. k good. i'll continue. that first week there he fell madly in love with her but for some reason didn't tell her he only wanted to be with her. she was confusitated the first half of the summer and then started to wonder if bobby really DID like her when he told her to come up to his house up north, in the northern united states. THEN, when bobby came down to her house a second time for the summer, they finally talked and made it official. then bobby and barbie lived happily ever after! the end!

Mountain Biking

So to start off my first blog will be about mountain biking. Mountain biking is sick nasty brah. It is wicked fun. You ever been mountain biking? It's a friggin blast, bubbah. You bike up the mountain, then ride down the goddamn thing. Fun as hell know what I'm sayin, guy? You gotta have a decent bike though to do this shit. For example, I have a Specialized Rockhopper, probably near 63% decentness, if 0% is piece of junk wal-mart trasher and 100% is like yea, thousand dollar bike. Know what I'm sayin bub? My bike's all black, just like my future car/truck, but with a chrome purple water bottle holder. hellz. YEA. so its sick nasty brah basically. I don't exactly have a picture of my bike right now but I'll post one soon. brah. alright. so I know you guys enjoyed this post. this is a just a preview of whats to come know what i'm sayin? peace out broseph!